Poker Brain 9000

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Tired of being pushed around by big casinos, soaked for everything you have? Don't play like a putz: play like the pros. Fight back with Poker Brain 9000.

Poker Brain 9000 is the unsurpassed, full-featured Jacks Or Better video poker simulator and training tool.

Poker Brain 9000 calculates probabilities on-the-fly to show you the likely outcome for every possible play. You pick the best move, you stretch your casino dollar!

How does a complimentary hotel suite sound? All-you-can-eat lobster buffet? How about a Rolls-Royce Mansory Phantom Conquistador or Bugatti Veyron 16.4 “on the house”? Poker Brain 9000’s got your back.


Here’s how it works:

You’ve just been dealt 5 cards. What to do? Listen to Poker Brain 9000! The table on top shows the probable payoff for every possible play. Your best move is highlighted in red:

And here’s the Outcome: A royal flush, you lucky dog. Thank you, Poker Brain 9000!

Night mode for low-light situations!

iPad layout!

Don’t be a sap! Play to win! Poker moves on to the year 9000!

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